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Aid Parade

A slang word (made by Mr. CharlieBoy) describing a place where alot of prostitutes or hookers hang out.

Down in t.j, we went to an aid parade to get some cuddy.

by C-B0y May 24, 2007

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wank aid

a wank aid is another word for something that gets you hard. be it porn, watching the girl next door get changed into her bikini, maybe even your cat gets you going, whatever your thing, if it gets you hot, it's a wank aid.

get your tits out, i need a wank aid.

by naomiftw February 18, 2009

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


TATER-AID

n. slang term used to describe an alcoholic beverage derived from potatoes. - VODKA

Me an' dem wus drankin tater-aid and got drunk.

by Donk January 28, 2004

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cool-aide

A reference to the drink that killed over 900 people in 1978. Followers of Jim Jones, members of The People’s Temple, living in Jamestown, Guyana, were convinced, coerced, or otherwise forced to drink cool-aide laced with cyanine and some other fun substances that caused their deaths.

The term β€œdon’t drink the cool-aide” refers to what has become an almost blind following of faith in government, news programs, corporations, etc. If someone is β€œdrinking the cool-aide”, it means they are swallowing (no pun intended) the rhetoric without questioning the motives. Or, more bluntly, believing the lies they are being told.

"Our city is prepared in the event of an eartquake, flood, other natural disaster or terrorist attack. Want some more cool-aide?"

"The reason we are paying $<insert outrageous price here> for gasoline is because there is a shortage of petroleum. Here, have some cool-aide."

"We are consolidating positions and restructuring our organization to enhance communications and be better prepared to compete in a global economy. Pick up your check and enjoy our complimentary cool-aide."

by Big G Dawg September 20, 2005

50πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Beau-Aids

A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.

Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.

Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.

Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.

The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".

"Well, I'm taking off."

"What? It's only 8:30."

"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."

"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."

*gunshot*

by BackFire349 February 12, 2008

54πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


kool aid

if your black; kool aid OWNS you,your life,your house,your body,your mind.

(:

*friday at a black family's house- THE JONES!*

LEDRON: mommy. we ghetting dhat friiie' chicken up in dizz bish??!

LEDRONNA: YEEAH U HURD IT BABEHZ!! WE FRYING IT ALL UP!!!

MOW'NIK: WHE GOTZ DEM KOOL AIDZZ?

LAQUANDA: WE BETTA LIKE FOSHO. YA HUR ME BISHH.

LEDRONNA: OH YEAHH' BABY GURLL!

LAQUISHA: i want the nice mheet from dha chicken momma.

BOWNQUISHRIA: FRI CHICKEN BABYY!

SHONTYRIANIKWIA: WHENZ DHAT CHIKEN READII!! MY KOOLAIDZ ALMOST DON UP IN DIZ!

BOWNQUISHRIA: DONT WORRY MOMMAZ BUYIN US MO'!

DAH'RELL: I BROUGHT MORE FRI CHICKEN BABY!!! NOW GIVE ME A LAPDANCE LEDRONNNA!

OH YEAH

SHONTYRIANIKWIA: YAYH!!

*did not start this*

by surfingchicKx3 June 7, 2009

187πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


AIDS bronco

As your fucking a girl doggy style, you lean forward and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS". Then see how long you can hold on as she bucks and tries to get away from you.

ha ha, I gave that bitch the AIDS bronco last night

by Ryan murphey May 8, 2008

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž