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The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.
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A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"
Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"
Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
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noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
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1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.
1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.
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A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
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The doey classic is when you break a wall and get a stair in their box and take the wall.
Ah shit he doey classic-ed me.
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The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"
Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"
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