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Britney Spears

Perfection. Aphrodite. Every heterosexual, american male's wet dream.

Man # 1: Damn dude did you see the new britney video?
Man #2: Yea dog i was jizzin in my pants uncontrollably!!

by Greg Mclario June 6, 2005

70πŸ‘ 192πŸ‘Ž


Britney Spears

Jesus Christ. Britney Spears is a fucking high-class skank. She french-kissed Madonna's old ass, and she fucked the douchebag wigger K-Fed, and the NSYNC assrammer Justin Timberlake. I feel sorry for whoever fucked that muff cabbage... She only looks half way decent when she has makeup. For all the people who say that she's "beautiful", check out the picture of her with makeup and the one without. GOOD LORD. She's a fat and disgusting cock master. Who needed to sit the fuck down a looonnngggg time ago. >:-(
Thank You.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A HIGH-CLASS SKANK.

by we're all awesome, yo. March 24, 2011

32πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


britney spears

For all u wannabe Britney haters. It sure looks like you have time to let her occupy your mind. I guess you have a trashy mind then. Look in the mirror,and find your real issues. Your ugly, jealous and poor most likely. You are a follower, and just want to be on the bandwagon to fit in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steve: britney spears is a whore.
stephanie: no she isn't

by Stephanie Hopkins March 14, 2008

30πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Britney Spears

An amazing person who actually has it tough if you consider her complete lack of privacy that yes was brought on my her own fame but still is way more intense than other celebrities..everyone can say she is terrible but than why is her CD top of the charts and her concert sold out?? Go Britbrit!!

Britney Spears inspires girls across the world to be independant and go after their dreams..

by BuffyBabe January 21, 2009

30πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Britney Spears

An American Pop singer that began as a young child on MMC and Star Search. Britney sold 14 million copies with her debut album ...Baby One More Time putting her in the Top Selling Record Albums of All Time list. Britney has sold around 83 million copies to date.

Spears' innocence fooled minds. Was she a devil or an angel? Both. The Pop Princess knew exactly what she was doing in her plan to conquer the pop world.

Fans and Foes alike love to watch Britney's every move. Whether you think she is an inspiration, trash, not talented, slutty, or amazing; Britney successfully got to the top.

Despite Britney's personal life problems, who is to say that Britney is talent-less? I want to see you become the 8th best selling female artist in American Music History. as ranked by RIAA. Or become the 12th richest women in entertainment.

Dan: britney spears can't sing the studio totally fixes her voice. She always lipsyncs and it proves she has no talent.

Jenny: actually she is very enteratining with her impressive dance moves and such. its hard to sing at the same time while your working up a sweat, but on the other hand she does sing live very nicely when shes not dancing :)

Kara: if she had no talent she wouldn't be where she is today.

by WindowGirlMadness April 24, 2008

28πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Britney Bitch

When a bi guy isn't out as bi yet but tells girls about his bisexual threesome strap-on fantasies.

Charlotte: Ben is such a Britney Bitch
Lara: Omg did he tell u about the strap-on saga too?

by TopWanker101 April 11, 2020

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Britney Napier

She’s a powerful, insane, sex craved goddess. This beautiful creature has a nice ass and beautiful tits. If you ever meet her consider yourself blessed. She loves to show off all her talents. She’s no dumb whore either. She’s a fucking beast of a woman and a genius. Forever worship this goddess.

Hey is that Britney Napier? Omg it is. My eyes have been blessed.

by Superhero Academy March 21, 2019

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