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1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much anal sex
b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts
c) a diet with little to no ruffage
d) any combination a, b & c
2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".
"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
When you get a male butt sown up to make it tighter to fit a penis in
I can’t hang out because I’m getting a bung zipper next Sunday.
Noun: (Insult)
A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.
Worse then a brown noser.
Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.
The hollow clap of your rectum just after a doody flew the coop.
Matilda heard the bung gung echo against the cold, stained porcelain tile in the toilet. She quietly prayed to Jesus that it would be louder next time, when Farnsworth came over for scat play.
Someone who crams drugs up their ass to evade the law..
Kitis was bung shooting the crack to get it in the jail..
The state of being like bingus
"damn i was really bunged out when i saw that cat"