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Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020


clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.

She was clam chatting all night with no success.

by Clam chatting August 3, 2014


intimidating chat

When a twitch chat is only filled with Mods and VIP badges making new viewers be intimidate

David: "I only watch small twitch streams to help with viewer counts but I only find intimidating chats"
Jacob: "Oh right, same here not gonna lie"

by AsiAce March 3, 2021


brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 January 3, 2016


Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.

-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins

by Sum ok m8 November 28, 2017


Jack Chatting

Voice, video, text ting, m.s.n., yahoo, and numerous others used, any kind of conversation where one or both parties ends up masturbating.

I talked to this hot girl last night, on line when my brother busted in the room and caught us jack chatting.

by The_Wicked_Master December 13, 2010


Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015