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Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.
As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."
Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
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-I'M 12 AND I HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
-You mean AIDS?
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A severe, crippling illness with symptoms such as heart palpitations, unexplained erections, and uncontrollable cartoonish panting, brought on by extreme infatuation with sexy clown girls; originating from a viral 2022 Ace Attorney parody video by YouTube animator Speedoru.
Peyton and Chris were overtaken by the thralls of clussy fever upon googling “clown girl hentai”, and were bedridden for months.
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A condition where a person has a sexual preference for another who is from (or whose ancestry can be traced back to) the Indian Subcontient. This term typically applies to white men who date (or want to date) Indian (or Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan) women.
See Related: Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever.
My white friend Dave loves indian girls, he has a crazy case of monsoon fever!
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An obsession with Justin Bieber so extreme that it's to the point where you are rioting at his concerts and trolling classic rock videos on YouTube. You probably still have bruises from the rubber bullets.
Example 1
Riot Cop 1: Are the fire hoses in place just in case?
Riot Cop 2: Yes sir, the Bieber fever always gets out of hand.
Riot Cop 1: Good. I hate these damn concerts.
Example 2
JustnBeberFan4EVER: aerosmth sux cuz they old they gonna die out!!! justn beiber is gona liv on 4 ever!!!!! yayy!!!
Delta07: Please, go to Google and type in "define: literacy".
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A person of color dating a white person.
Some men get jungle fever, I get suburban fever.
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The act of creating a photo album on facebook dedidated to pictures of members of your entire family
"Hey, check out the new photos, looks like Larua had yodice fever over Thanksgiving."
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