Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

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Pastrami flaps

Women with large and bulbuose labia.

That chick's pastrami flaps could help stamp out world hunger.

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love flaps

see: hangage in the hoo-ha.
"The part that hangs down" -- J,
"the part that slides around the penis" --N

"When she stood up her love flaps hung down and caught my eye"
"Her moist inviting love flaps accepted my rigid penis."

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Flap Rash

The reddening and abrasion of the (skin) from your (wrist) to (armpit) caused by placing ones' (fist) and (arm) through an access (hole) in a flight surface.

Damn Bruce, Nice case of Flap Rash, I haven't seen it that bad since Bob oversized nine holes.

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flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

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flesh flap

Slang term used to describe the dangling labia of a woman's vagina.

I licked that skank's flesh flap for about 45 minutes last night

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slack flaps

term used to describe a woman who has loose morals in the sex department, has put out so much that theres no tread left on the tyres.

i was doin this chick last night, she had slack flaps.
her flaps were so slack it was like feeding a kitkat to a whale.

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