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A professional football player who cries like a puss until he gets traded, acquires a fat multi-year contract, and everybody says they love him. When accomplished he puts on an Armani suit and smiles.
"Looks like Gentleman Jay Cutler just threw another interception...what a fucking tool!"
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The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter
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During the game of Beer Pong, otherwise known as Beirut, a team can call a Gentleman's Re-Rack only when two cups remain on the opponents side.
The name "Gentleman's Re-Rack" alludes to the fact that it can be called even if all of the teams re-racks are exhausted, and it is seen as a gentlemanly gesture to grant them one last re-rack (seeing as the last two cups are often far away from one another).
Unlike normal re-racks, a "Gentleman's" can be called mid-turn. Although a call for a "Gentleman's" can legally be rejected, the team that rejects it will forever be labeled selfish cowards.
The actual structure of a "Gentleman's Re-Rack" is two cups in a vertical line, running parallel to the sides of the table.
Team 1 "Hey yo, lemme' get Gentleman's Re-Rack"
Team 2 "yeah sure"
Team 1 "Can you straighten that out a bit?"
Team 2 "No doubt."
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When a man goes to hug a woman with one hand in a natural position and the other either gently patting or firmly gripping her buttcheek.
Liz leaned in to hug her uncle Jerry. Instead he greeted her with a gentleman's hug.
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The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
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porn" is a very subjective term, it's "gentlemans' special interest
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When you're in public and your balls are stuck to the side of your leg and you need to discreetly adjust them
as I walked out of the movie theater I had to perform a quick gentleman's re-rack before the ladies caught eye
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