grape fairy

You silly old bitch

OMG Bertie you grape fairy

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grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

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grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

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pussy grapes

warts (seeded or seedless) of the genital variety that dwell on the labia majora or minora (inner or outer snatch flaps) which become inflammed during intercourse or vaginal stimulation

NOTES:

Pussy grapes generally take on a reddish or greenish hue of color, which often illudes to the sweetness or sourness of the respective grape.

Pussy grapes may be sucked or eaten, depending on the ripeness of the grape in question.

Pussy grapes should always be consumed with excessive alcohol, or following the consumption of many alcoholic beverages.

Always remember that when it comes to eating pussy grapes, nothing exceeds like excess!

My buddy Whitnack went to a party with my mother's pussy grapes wedged between his teeth. When confronted, he confessed that they were of the seeded, reddish variety.

My nicka Raye ran up in dat ho Aiesha last week. He told me dat her pussy smelt like red wine, and that her pussy gwapes be ripe fo' da pickins.

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busting a grape

Busting a grape is shit that you talk but you can't back up.

All Drew was trying to do was act like a champ, but all he was doing was busting a grape.

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Sour Grapes

In the old fable by Aesop, a hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour.

Making several attempts to get a girl you want, getting rejected by that girl, then you realizing somewhere down the line that you dont want her because shes probably sour

"I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes" -Milo Aukerman

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grapes of wrath

A cluster of hemmroids petruding out of the swollen and streched out star of brown.

George Brett's grapes of wrath were so out of control he needed his vineyards lanced.

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