guitar hero

when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.

"i guitar heroed my ho last night"

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Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

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Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

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Guitars, Cadillacs

Girl you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep
You showed me how this town can shatter dreams
Another lesson about a naive fool that came to Babylon
And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet
Now it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home

Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
There ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives
And painful scars are all that's left of me
Oh but thank you girl for teaching me brand new ways to be cruel
If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave
And it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
Oh it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on

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Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

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Intense guitaring

To place the top part of the guitar into the woman's vagina, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you're in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. Once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.

Oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause I tried intense guitaring last night.

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Cock Guitar

When a man violently masturbates while rocking a sick guitar solo and head-banging harder than corpse grinder

Hey jim, last night i rocked the cock guitar so hard, next thing i knew i was the center of a mosh-pit

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