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The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.
Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss
John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst
You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
Someone who is either constipated or angry
Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby
When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.
Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room
I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.
The act of sudden violent , sexual , or otherwise unusual acts in response to being overcome with boredom or annoyance
Past tense threw a hippo
He was just throwing a hippo