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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 5, 2018


indonesian island hopper

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

by miggersaly February 27, 2014


Arizona Ass Hopper

When a man takes his shit, smears it on his cock, and jumps in and out of 2 females vaginas and or asses.

The Arizona Ass Hopper is a special move I use on my girl. She has a UTI.

by eddiegazebopills November 10, 2017


best friend hopper

When you switch best friends every second of the day

“your my best friend “ “your my best friend “ “ god she is such a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 10, 2019

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Hoppers McKristin

Obviously one of the awesomest girls at LTHS, she knows what she is doing.

Hoppers jumps around all the time. She might even land on your lap.

by Blou December 5, 2004

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Jingle Hopper Jones

Jingle Hopper Jones is a whacky feller from the Green grove.

Fuck its Jingle Hopper Jones. Holy smoles

by Jim Fingers the thrice. December 13, 2022

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ghetto hoppers

A term used instead of shoes, especially ones that famous rappers endorse and wear themselves.

Hey Matt, that's a nice pair of Nike ghetto hoppers you have there!

by Brandon248 July 4, 2005

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