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When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.
Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time
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Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:
1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.
2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.
3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.
4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.
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lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night"
ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"
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The baddest of them all, fuck with a Jersey girl and its a situation... They act like ladies at all times, but anybody bring out the other side of them, they coming for that ass.. They love dancing, no other female can compare to how a jersey girl dances, they have the baddest accent ever.. Their hair, nails, eyebrows, and shoes always come first.. The best kind of friend to have a around, the best kind of girlfriend , and mother... Get you one
Them Jersey girls is keepers.
Jersey girls are conceited.
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New Jersey is a great place to live, notice i didnt say joisey? Its not some gross place that everyone claims it to be. Its not the dump place for New York's garbage, we are payed to take the garbage to Staton Island. NJ also houses one of the safest towns in the nation, second to be exact, Brick, New Jersey. New Jersey is home to many wellknown people like bruce springsteen, bon jovi, jay and silent bob, Queen Latifah, Redman, Catch 22, some Kevin Smith Films like Dogma, and the Sopranos. Were one of the few states in the country who have 24 hour diners, and wawas. Most places in Jersey are walking distance from where you are, so its easy to get around. Its one of the only places in the country where you can have a day trip to New York and Philadelphia is just around the corner. Our beaches are sure to have visitors from all over in the summer coming to see the well-talked-about Jersey Shore. You can also have a day trip to the shore, not the beach, and go home later on. We arent poor either, our average house cost is over $600,000. We are home to Haddonfield, New Jersey, where many movies are filmed and it has been listed as one of the richest towns in the nation recently. Jersey has many attractions to. You can see farms one minute, and the next, see a well developed small city-like neighborhood. Our malls are a great attractions to tourists as well. And dont forget our soccer and our education. With one of the highest graduation and college rates in the country also. I fucken love new jersey.
New Jersey Shore, wawas, and 24 hour diners, what more could you ask for?
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1. The part of New Jersey that is not south.
2. A place where, according to the rest of the US, people all have Tony Soprano accents (i.e., Joizey, Cawfee, Fuggeddaboutit, etc.)
3. The coolest place on earth, next to Switzerland.
4. The exact opposite of South Jersey, considering the only bodies of water aren't oceans, they're lakes or bays used for industrial purposes, and a place that draws far less tourists (thank God). Have you ever heard someone say "I'm goin' up to Newark for the summer"? I didn't think so.
Those North Jerseyans, all they care about is guns and pizza.
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a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.
Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
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