The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan
Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad
To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.
When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.
A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
Jon Slater
Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....
The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.
HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.
omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol