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Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce
I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich
How men refer to salad dressing.
Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?
when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce
"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"
A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.
Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.
When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.
“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”
Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.
"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."
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