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Tequila
Well known users include the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Chris Pratt: Oh this is really a Mexican Champagne?
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.
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When a male ejaculates into the air, catches it with an open palm, and throws it down at a female on her knees.
So last night I surprised my girl with a good old Mexican Throwdown
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A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.
Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
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When you are going to finger a girl start with one finger and continually say Uno. Then slip in the second finger saying Dos. Third finger Tres. Forth finger Cuotro. Then say Cinco as you fist your girl. When she screams you open your fist and wave saying Hola.
I picked this girl up the other night and gave her the Mexican Wave. She couldn’t walk the next day.
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The act of letting some deficate (Crap) into your cupped hands then rubbing the said deffication into there face while they procide to suck you off , also known as the mexican shit-panner or The Dump mask...
"Hey Bill gues what, sandy let me give her a mexican headgasket last night" "man thats sweet"
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After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.
I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.
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Mexican lover-meaning a white girl who dates nothing but Mexicans
Well Tara seems to have found herself another vato...god she's such a Mexican lover
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