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Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.
Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.
Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.
A mountain biker is a forest surfer who shreds.
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Decent, medium-sized ski resort in southern Vermont. Trails are not terribly difficult, but has some nice cruising terrain. Vertical drop is mediocre for Vermont but biggest in southern green mountains.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
McMansion Dweller: Hey guys I just stayed at this quaint New England Village at the bottom of Stratton Mountain.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
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When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain
Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed
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1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy.
3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises.
1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie...
3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other!
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Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!
Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.
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A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.
Horny girl: Do u have a condom?
Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.
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Noun. A derogatory term for Kurds, Assyrians, or Armenians, especially of Anatolian decent.
What do you mean, Mr. Delegate? Of course there are no Armenians here! These people just look different because they're mountain Turks!
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