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Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.
I was almost on a 20 kill, kill streak on CoD MW2 until I was hit by the nelson effect.
One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.
Oh hey are you Olivia Nelson -person
Oh yeah-Olivia
Fuck your whack-person
One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.
Oh hey are you Olivia Nelson -person
Oh yeah-Olivia
Fuck your whack-person
Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.
I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier