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new jersey breakdance

A style of no-rules, sucker punch ridden street fighting usually executed by the... mmmwell, the lesser educated, unwashed types and characterized by it's unmistakable "daisy-cutter" action . Far more commonly used back in those less litigious 1970's, back when "victims" wouldn't "go running home to tell mommy", this method of combat relies mainly on its sudden, spastic, often Turrets-like moves to stun and mislead opponents. Popular for it's "make it up as you go" nature, the NJB almost always reflects the tipping point,total meltdown,even borderline psychotic state reached by the practitioner

Yo Joey,we went downtheshore last weekend wit Darlene and Dominic. Man that dude's nuts,some guy was checkin' out Donna on the boardwalk and he went all kinda loco , did the New Jersey breakdance on the dudes face and left him layin' there. Hey yoos going to get cheese steaks !?!?? Don't forget Tastykakes !!

by obyjuan_dv April 14, 2011

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New Jersey Scallop

A hubcap with some cheese on top.

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop

by Finstrr September 17, 2011

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the college of new jersey

The college of new jersey is a pretty okay school. However, there is nothing to do on the weekends, and the parties become monotonous after a while. Nearby is beautiful and never scary or skeevy Trenton. There is absolutely no security on this campus so you can get into and out of this school very easily. Overall a pretty good place to be if you want to bring in alcohol to your dorm, because you're not cool enough to get into a party...

If you wanted to go to a college or university with great sports teams or anything great really, you won't find it here.

by Canadian Hero April 28, 2005

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New Jerseys

Man-Boobs, plain and simple...

Check out the New Jerseys on that guy! Holy crap, does he ever leave the basement?

by Bnacov March 28, 2008

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New Jersey Lipstick

When you eat some bloody vagina.

Dude my girl is on the rag, but last night I had this urge for some New Jersey lipstick.

by toosdee July 13, 2010

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Cranbury New Jersey

A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.

i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there

by sdiufhl48 May 18, 2008

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The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob March 17, 2005

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