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A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.
I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.
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A lubricated item that gose gose on your dingy that can prevent court costs, child support, medical bills for nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Cover your meat inna plastic ravioli brah. You don't need no damn kids.
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Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.
Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.
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having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.
Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.
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Something someone says to you, but you could careless about what they say or mean.
Ex:
Hannah: "Chase told me a bunch of plastic lines last night."
Connor: "What did he say?"
Hannah: "He regretted cheating on me".
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Plastic Cup: A cup made of plastic. It holds water and other beverages and items. It can be very harmful to the environment.
Plastic cups ruin the environment. They get thrown on the ground instead of trashcans. Don't waste plastic. Put it in the recycle bin. If you see plastic cups on the floor, go and put it in the nearest trashcan.
You will be saving our world by throwing away plastic cups.
Use reusable cups instead.
Person 1: Look at that plastic cup on the floor.
Person 2: Well it's not mine, I'm not picking it up.
Person 1: Never speak to me again.
*Person 1 picks up the plastic cup and throws it into a trashcan*
Person 1: You are a piece of garbage.
*Person 1 walks away*
Person 2: Oh, I just realized, I should pick up plastic and throw it away. It's good for the world.
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Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.
Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?
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