A male, usually over the age of 50 that pretends to be into cycling to actually take part in homosexual activity (most commonly outside).
Why does my husband keep referring to himself as a โcoc riderโ
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
A white female whom only has sex with light-skin black males.
Not to be confused with a "Night Rider".
This girl only fucks light-skin niggas, she's a total Sunset rider.
When a girls thong is riding above the pant line, and therefore visible.
Yo man, that chick just bent over, goddam! shez a high rider.
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A black woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the white men.
Black Guy 1 : i can't believe Shaniqua rejected me
Black Guy 2 : didn't you hear, Shaniqua's a Cloud Rider
Black Guy 1 : ohh mann... i lose
Black Guy 2 : it's alright man... it happens to the best of us
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is being on top while having sex with a girl when mid way through you tell her she isnt half as good as her siter,mom,best friend etc. then you grab hold of her tits and see if you can hold on to your angry partner for 8 seconds
while i was riding christina last night i told her "your good but not half as good as your sister" then grabbed her tits and tried to hold on like a BULL RIDER
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A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.
Also can be shortened to "J.R."
1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.
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