rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

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Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

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rock-paper-scissors

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

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Scissor Kill, Bitch

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

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rock paper scissors

A world famous game for little children. Sometimes people play it with rock, paper, scissor, gun, spider, etc...

ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT. Fuck your rock beats my ant.

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ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)

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Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.

"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

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