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another name for a swinger party
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.
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You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...
The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP
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Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.
Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...
3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....
Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."
Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."
Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."
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driving whilst most intoxicated
The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!
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Who that fat guy?
Oh thats Eugene, the cargo ship, he a fat fuck.
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The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships
Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.
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The mass amout of Ejaculation on a female body
guess what? i was pirate shipping that girl last night..
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