When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.
I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.
A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.
Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!
A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer
Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood
Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped
To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.
Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..
Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.
"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"
Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"
Guy: I learned how to fly today.
Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.