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It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!
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A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.
I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
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Where a guy shoves four fingers in a chicks pussy and then starts out slowly and gradually goes faster and spreads his fingers in the progress. The chick must be very loose to be able to pull of the 4 finger spread style.
Sometimes the 4 finger spread style can be preformed in the asshole
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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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When the cleavage of the breasts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body.
That chick over there has Spread Titty Syndrome (STS), I got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.
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This is a straight maneuver. In which case the girl feels threatened and must Stop, Drop, and Spread her legs in case the attackers penis is large, she is ready and prepared against any vaginal or anal damage. Simple and fast.
Girl- "Oh my god, he's trying to rape me."
Rapist- "Come here big girl, let me feel you."
Girl- "Oh shit, better Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)"
Rapist- "Oh no, why isn't her asshole ripping???"
Girl- "Ha-ha, Silly. My butt-hole is impenetrable."
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A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.
As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.