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When you are going to sleep with a very attractive women but are self conscious of how small your penis is, so right before entry you put your two thumbs on your penis to make it feel bigger.
Man I used the three Amigos on this girl last night. It was so good I even made her finish.
When a women gets to the age where she acquires: the sagging breasts, the dry vagina, and the false teeth.
Aaron: What about that one over there?
Phillip: Na na, I can see two of The Big Three from here.
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beer, bud and bitches (in no particular order)
Before going to the beach, joel and chris made sure they had checked off the three b's. Chris had a 12 pk of sam adams summer ale, joel had a phat sac of skunk, and since they are two fine looking italian bros they shouldn't have a problem pulling the bitches.
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conversations that are Deep, Dumb, or about Dicks.
-What are you two texting about ?
-Just the Three D's
-Ohh, got itt
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Person one:Wow did you hear of that guys who has three balls???
Horny girl:Yea I'd like him to fuck me
Person one:WTF
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when someone has sexual relations with three generations of one family.
person 1 -did you head about that lad, he done 3g with that girl?
person 2 -wait what is 3g?
person 1- 3g is where you have sex with the daughter, mum and nan its three generations!!!
person 2 - what a hero!!!
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The Big Three were Britain, the United States, and France in WWI. Italy also tagged along but was not considered by many to be one of the Big Three. Many parralells exist between this and it's metaphoric equivalent of certain "large" social groups within a certain school community.
Oh d, look at the Big Three. They're enormous and growing by the day. Look at "Italy" tagging along.
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