Two Tone

A handgun usually of two different colors on the slide and frame.

I'll pull up at your crib and whip out the two tone on your ugly ass if you keep spreading them rumors.

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two in one

A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.

Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.

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Round Two

A second night of drinking and getting drunk.

"After last night, I'm ready for round two!"

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two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

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Two hole

Slang term for every female on the planet

Fucking two holes are useless

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High Two

When two females bump their breasts against each other's as a symbol of friendship, accomplishment, or joy.

When they both recieved A's on their exams, Kelly and Erika performed a High Two, much to the delight of their male classmates.

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two cents

always having a say in someone elses business

u all put ya two cents in
did nobody ask for your two cents

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