A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.
The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it
Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
Are your going remember your wife it’s national bless phone day .
When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
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