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Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

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Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

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board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

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poster board

A board that is used as display.

Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.

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Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

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cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.

While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.

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