Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

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chair force

noun: 1. Most commonly used as a degrading or deragatory term for the united states's red-headed step child branch of the military.
2. The idea that the unites states air force does nothing in defense of this great nation, but sit behind a desk, normally on a chair or broomstick, and push paper. They may have one or two missions: refuel the people really doing the work; navy/marine corps jets, or drop a nuclear weapon, however the country would never relay on USAF for this, they are morel likely to call upon a navy ballistic missile submarine to do the job.

Navy and AF General Discussing Plans:
Navy: We can launch off the USS Enterprise and hit targets A-Y.
AF: We will launch from our new base in iraq and hit target Z.
Navy: You can't launch from there, the air strip hasn't been built yet. Says here (looks at construction report) that the golf course was finished yesterday, air strip will be done in about a week. Fuckin' chair force!

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Boo Chair

The worst place to get sent. You send them to the boo chair when you think they've done something rong or want them to shut up!

-I'm drunk
-Send you to the boo chair!!

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chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

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electric chair

stan twitter uses it as a way for wanting someone to die

send robert downey jr to the electric chair already

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Gaming Chair

A good way to waste your money when you can get a much more comfortable and ergonomic office chair for the same price.

Friend: Hey, you should get a gaming chair cause it increases your FPS.
Me: Umm, no thanks

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Rocking Chair

A Chair That Rocks!:P

OMG Throw That Rocking Chair On Stage!

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