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when you go to the airport and the attendent sticks his\her finger up your ass.
damn it!!! i had to get a cavity check on my way to long island
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When a girl pulls up her jeans from behind in order to prevent or hide a thong line or panty line.
"Sadly she performed a jean check when she went up the stairs covering up her sexy thong!"
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starcheck or starchecking, it is the act of calling someone on restricted (dialing *67 before the number) to check if they are ignoring your texts or not
christy: dayum why isnt oak texting back?
kate: i dont know star check him to see if he is ignoring you!
christy: good idea kat!
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Money that the (US) government hands out to its citizens during desperate times, not because they care about you, but because they're afraid you won't be spending enough money to boost the economy during this period.
Interesting fact: the "stimulus" in stimulus check isn't used in the psychological or physiological sense. Rather, it is referring to the economics concept of stimulating the economy (i.e. encouraging the transaction of commodities).
The fact that the name itself is in reference to the economy rather than you, the citizen, shows the shallowness behind it all.
Stimulus checks are a way of saying that the government cares, but not in the way that you'd imagine it.
The Canadian equivalent of a stimulus check is called CERB/CRB, which stands for 'Canada Emergency Response Benefit' and 'Canada Recovery Benefit', respectively. It has—from the very start—been giving out $2000 checks every month per individual. At least the Canadian name has a better ring to it.
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When you tell your man his package or his junk is exposed in some manner while wearing loose fitting shorts or boxer underwear, instead of saying... your shit is hangin out.
Hey Big Daddy, "Pickle Check".. he looks down, puts his package back into his shorts.
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1. v. To check, confirm, and/or verify facts, data, or reservations in such a manner as to leave no doubt as to the validity of the item or its implications
2. v. To perform any of the above activities in a manner such as Deepa would perform the same activity, and with the same level of confidence in the outcome
That sounds like total bullshit to me, you had better deepa-check it before you go spreading it around
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While alone fuiriosly masterbating at the family computer when an unexpected sound emerges from another room, you slowly and very quietly verify that the wife is not present.
"I was beating my meat like a rabid beast in heat. Then I heard a sound in the kitchen. It scared me to death. I did a wife check and it turns out it was just the cat. I resumed my activity while the cat watched me with eyes of shame."