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The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
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Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!
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where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.
i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.
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when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.
wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!
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"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.
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An event in which two women, usually lesbians, bump clams until they work up so much suction - like a couple of sucking blowfish - that it produces as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.
During a Sunday Clam Pull, Marlene and Sally bumped clams until they got stuck so bad it produced as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.
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Opposite of Sausage party, gathering of women in one area
I went to this party last night, all it was was a clam bake so i left
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