stab me with a fork

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.

i have a math test today. stab me with a fork

mother of the night fork

Bitch; Annoying Bitch
(Short as mnf)

She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???

fork lift truck

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up

she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift

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The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.

Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?

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Trenary Pitch Fork

When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.

"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"

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Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

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Fork in the garbage disposal

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.

Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

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