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When a girl becomes obsessed with a guy because of his Jizz
Dude 1: Yo Greg, Why is Rachel obsessed with you?
Greg: Fucking Jizz of Death
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A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.
SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!
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The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.
Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)
Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)
Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)
Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)
Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
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n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.
n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"
The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere
The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule