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A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
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the best stuff to catch fish with
Why don't you master bait that hook. You will catch alot of fish with it.
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A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.
Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.
A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.
A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
The Colonel says:
"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."
"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
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Master Race is a term usually associated with PC Gamers who believe that PC is superior for gaming next to consoles. They are correct of course, as budget builds easily over perform consoles for the same price. Unfortunately for the Master Race many of them are overly defensive of PC and will insult console users, calling them peasants and trying to convince them to "ascend". Sadly most console gamers think Gaming PCs cost 1000s and are useless since "the human eye can only see 30 fps" ironically consoles don't reach 30 fps often.
Fucking Master Race think that a fucking PC is better than my XBox One, since all PCs are overpriced and $3000+ XBox and PlayStation are always better
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John, or Master Chief Petty Officer 3rd Class. (Spartan-117) is the main protagonist of the popular video game, Halo. he has many augmentations including, hight damage reduction, sight, and speed.
the master chief is one of the best video game characters of all time
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When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good
Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving
Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.
Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette
Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master
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