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That person/persons who remind you to look at your situation in a different light by comparing it with the situation of themselves or others.They usually spring into action when you are feeling sorry for yourself or you think things are going badly for you.
Guy 1- "Holy crap it's hot out here! It must be at least 90!"
Guy 2 - "Time to call the Perspective Police. It could be worse man, at least you're not stuck in the deserts of Iraq like Joe."
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When you are rapid dabbing and it is to dank for people so you call the dab police
"Wow your saving is to dank for my eyes and everyone else I'm calling the dab police."
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People who obviously grew up in niceville, and through the several years of meth. crack, and god knows what other drugs, tied in with the self loathng said city beats into you, have came to the conclusion that the only way they will ever amount to anything in their life is to go to the 6 month class that is held at the local comunity college and drive around the whole 5 miles that make up the city looking for people they used to do drugs with, or children in their family's they know to cause trouble and scare them by not only pulling them over, but getting half the other cops on duty, all if there is not another arrest going on, give you a lecture about how they should send you to jail then let you go with a ticket.
Guy 1-Have you been to niceville?
Guy 2-Yeah and i met all of the niceville police when i got pulld over for a blown tag light.
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A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.
I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
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Imaginary "police" who come and arrest people when they are "done." Interrupt someone who is "done" by shouting "DONE POLICE!" in the middle of their sentence and leaving.
Person 1: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah! blah blah-"
Person 2: "DONE POLICE!!!!"
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annoying trolls on forums like youtube and yahoo answers who just LOVE to ostracize those whose hands may have slipped while typing on their keyboard.
Internet User: had the worlds ended yet?
grammar police: *Has *world. Your grammar sucks ass.
see troll.
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a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.
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