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Someone who loves binge drinking, hugging toilets, and passing out in fields.
“Hey there’s a girl who is passed out in the field over there. Is she okay?”
“Oh yeah, that’s just Sloth Gregory.”
Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.
Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!
The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"