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A school students go to if they wanna get an amazing education, party all the time, and get a job that pays serious gwaps after college.
"Yo dude, I heard you got a job at Goldman Sachs?"
"Yeah I owe it all to Lehigh University. They have serious connections at the banking firms in New York and gave me an amazing education."
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The best university in Phiadelphia. Anybody who thinks that the football team is bad, is right, but, because Temple is in the hood, means that the basketball team reps it every year, too bad they do not have the funds to get the players that will bring the to a national championship. If Temple was not a poor school, they would win every year. Try and beat any North Philly team, you will die.
I am so gald I went to Temple University, now I can kick your ass.
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An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.
Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.
The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.
This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.
I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.
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A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.
I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!
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A school in Southeastern, Ohio known better for partying than studying. Holds the largest Halloween party in the U.S. annually. Also the creator of the Number festivals (currently approaching 6fest) which was copied by rival Miami U. Has one of the best journalism schools in the mid-west. OU is a laid-back liberal campus where you don't have to wear a button-down shirt and plaid shorts everywhere you walk (like at Miami).
Ohio University is a drinking school with a football problem
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A public ivy league school in Ohio with a lot of white snobbish rich people located in Oxford, Ohio that's more than 120 years older than the University of Miami, Florida.
There are some amazingly gorgeous women that goto that school. Dress code there is monogrammed J.Crew with gears wearing pearls and pink popped collars.
The campus is one of the most beautiful in the nation.
I'm goin' to Miami University, Miami of Ohio dawg!
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Medium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking.
"Wow! American University is such a lame school!"
"You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three."
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