A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
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An enlargement of the male organ after seeing a person of the opposite sex.
Wow. That girl is fine! Damn I will be Rolling Thick for a while.
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Large ass motherfucking dick
PersonA:I got a Thick dick
PersonB: I got some thick dick last night and I chocked so hard
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A very talented man, with a beautiful voice, heavenly eyes & loving soul. Usually attracted to woman named Carmen or of hispanic decent. Also, known for his attractive butt.
butt, eyes, voice,robin thicke
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A girl with a pretty face, but also saddled with a "thick" frame.
Katherine McPhee is really pretty-thick.
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An American R&B singer a.k.a the FINEST blue-eyed soul brother out there (Yes, even more so than, ugh, Justin Timberlake)
Kendra: "Girl, I got 'Lost Without You' by Robin Thicke as my ringtone"
Mya: Nah, I wouldn't kick him outta bed.
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An inspiration to anyone who wants to just be themselves and love themselves unconditionally.
Ever since I followed Timmy Thick on Instagram, I know that I'm beautiful no matter what anyone else sais.
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