Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

Pulled a Tim

To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk

Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!

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tim pick

An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin

That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin

tim bongham

legend has it his bug eyes summon the cast of bugs life to ravage any specimen whom he chooses worthy to visit thor in hella.

Can also mean a ladies chest

That prick needs to get tim bongham’d.

James: Crikey! Look at the tim bonghams on that lass.

Josh: I’ve never seen tim bonghams so big in my life! Dont let dawn catch me out.

Farting Tim

Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot

Farting Tim is a amazing

big tim

Big Tim is boiiii better than Vin

Luke: Hey Big Tim I heard you gave the D to maddy

spooky tim

Spooky Tim is the Spooklord to rule them all. He is king of the spooky grounds where all other spooks roam.

All hail Spooky Tim!!