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A party (most likely at a fraternity house) where a girl is in each room and they have a different color lipstick on. Then a bunch of guys go into the rooms and get oral sex performed on them and when the men are done at the end of the night they can see how many blow jobs they have received by looking at the different colors of lipstick on their penis
Dude I went to a skittles party the other night and my dick looked like the color of the rainbow.
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First of all we have to get some of the details out of the way. This word is a combination of two words. The first word is Teal.
The definition of Teal is:a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spongebob squarepants, southpark, and enjoys slam poetry.
The next word that is fused with Teal is the word Skittle. The definition of Skittle is:
skitsofrenic. someone who is truly crazy!! THIS IS THE r e a l d e f f e n i t i o n!! someone whose a skittle might qualify for the following things:
(most if not all are necessary to be a skitsofrenic, not just one)
sits in weird positions
laughs randomly for a long time
makes up werid words (like skittle)
gets angry for no reason
has multiple personalities
takes naps
gets very very hyper
makes weird noises
sings (not necessarily well) for no reason. Ex.damn that skittle is so fuckin annoying that she might actually be cool. she needs to stop sitting with her legs behind her head and humming though...
Now, from this comes the word Teal Skittle. One of the most intricate and confusing words ever spawned by a human being. The true definition of a teal skittle is: A person who is amused by mostly anything. They amke you feel as if you are one of the funniest persons alive. They watch meaningless and pointless shows. They gorge on food for 24 hours a day. Their imagination is so widely diverse that it makes you feel inferior in their presence. They make up weird, dumbass words JUST like teal skittle. A kid named zach is the best way to describe it. They sing sometimes...but to their and other people dismay they suck balls at it...but they still do it anyways. Teal skittles can also drink an insurmountable amount of Mt. Dew. This causes them to be at the highest pivitol point on the hyper meter...The Hype Zone. There are only so many teal skittles in the world today....so please PLEASE...don't play with matches.
Ex.1--Man:Hey, look at that teal skittle guy over there....you had better put those matches down.
Friend:yea....you're right.
Ex.2--Group of friends:What's up teal skittle?
Zach:Not much...how about you?
Ex.3--Hey you...hey you BITCH! You better stop eatin my moms mutha FUCKIN PICKLES YOU SHIT ASS TEAL SKITTLE!
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when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.
Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!
Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.
Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.
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A request to be handed either a skittle or a handful of skittles (Not the bag).
Usually hinted with a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: Skittle me!
Guy 2: *Hands 'guy 1' a Skittle*
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I know you want my skittle stick...taste the rainbow girl!
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Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.
*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.
My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
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when you eat alot of skittles and put all the spit created from the skittles in a cup. once filled to the very top you pore it on your partners chest. this can be used for a good smelling lubricant.
last night i pored skittle piss all over my girlfriends body. it made it smell like i was living in a bowl of fruit loops
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