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When your girl is sleeping, you pull the sheet back. Nut on the sheet and then lay it back over her. When your cum dries, the sheet sticks to her as if it was glued down
i gave her the ol' aleut glue down last night
a game where two homies glue their dicks together and the first person to say a word other than quack loses
guy 1: "do ya see john and bill over there glueing ducks?"
guy 2: "kinda gay ngl"
a person that gets boners alot and produces alot of sperm.
"hey glue bear." " how was u and glue bear last night?"
The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
Samantha, a girl who is annoying, stubborn, overthinks a lot and is very talkative. She has all these flaws but she's kind, sweet, nice, loving, thoughtful, beautiful, reliable, funny, attractive to the eye, smart and very caring towards other people. She hates to lose arguments and will do everything in her willpower to win. She is very honest towards others, believes that knowledge is power and wants to know as much as she can. Spends her free time baking, sculpting, painting, playing video games, singing, basketball, reading books, listening to music, studying and tending for her plants. Talented at several instruments such as piano, violin, alto saxophone, etc. Always willing to talk to people about their problems and is an amazing listener, she'll give you the best advice she can and isn't afraid to speak her words. Very hard working person, wants her parents to be proud of her and has high grades in school. She dreams of being a high school teacher, even though her parents tell her otherwise, "You should be a doctor or a dentist!". She works hard in school not only to achieve her dreams but to also figure out her place in the world as a person. She has had bad experiences in the past with people, this lead her to overthinking everything and anything, not afraid to speak her words because of it. She has a big heart and shows that she cares in the most unconventional ways possible. She is really fucking good at Wii games (no reason why). Has a massive collection of glue.
Samantha/Glue Girl
Diana: "Hey do you know Samantha? She helped me out today in math class today!"
Jack: "Yeah I know Samantha, she's probably the smartest person I know! She loves to read and bake in her free time.
She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.