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Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019


tonative

That look you get from your girlfriend when you have missed y’all’s anniversary and you KNOW IT, but can’t get past the TONATIVE look she has been shooting you for the past 6 hours!

My girlfriend the other night would not stop staring at me with this TONATIVE look, like she was going to kill me, because I didn’t remember our 1st anniversary !

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 19, 2019


boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017


ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

by SWEDISH PIMP January 28, 2016


Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 11, 2021