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When you shit and piss into a blender.
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
A woman that lives in tornado alley. She loves posting pics of tornado damage on social media
She normally smoked 100’s has bleached hair, dark roots, and fake lashes.
Judys quite the tornado bunny have you seen her posts today.
When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.
1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?
2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado
1: Damn
The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.
Last night i gave her a Dusty Tornado