trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

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Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

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furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

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playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

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Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

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Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

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Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit

Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary

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