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An extremely loud fart made deliberately
Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.
Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.
She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.
The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.
I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet
blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit
Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary
CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet
Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'
for him.
The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.
Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.
My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.