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Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,
My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse
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i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet
have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!
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One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet
I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.
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The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.
Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.
My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.
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Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.
She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.
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CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
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The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.
I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet
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