Trying to Knock Yourself Out

Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head

“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.

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Id like to see you try

Means the person is doubting your ability and is taunting you.

Like you won't actually do it or be capable to accomplish that task

Person 1: I can totally kick your ass
Person 2: Id like to see you try (doesn't really think you can do it)
and either person 1 steps up to the challenge or sits down like a lil b****

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Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

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Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

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stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

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me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

THEY'RE USELESS,UGLY,DON'T HAVE A SENSE TO EXISTS,COST 32 DOLLARS(that's too much for a mug),AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE URBAN DICTIONARY WANTS ME TO BUY THEM

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Person 1:STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

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