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When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.
The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
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When a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
My favorite part in <i>Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</i> was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. It looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
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the act of inserting a tie into a woman's vagina...and somehow feeding it through so it comes out her asshole..
boy 1: "hey man did you and jane make out at the party last night?
boy 2: "no...but I tie tucked the shit out of her
boy 1: "awesome"
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An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.
Nip/Tuck went from sharp to crap.
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1. the act of biting the corner of your bottom lip, tucking it in slightly, as your eyes move over the tits of hot chick
2. the act of moving your eyes down then back up a womanly figure, then biting the corner of your bottom lip, tucking it in slightly, as your gaze meets the tits
Girl #1: See that guy across the bar!? He's totally into you!
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: That was the second Titty Tuck he's given you tonight.
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To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.
-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag
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The tuck and fold occurs when a guy takes his cock and balls and puts them under and between his legs, giving the illusion of just pubic hair as if he were a woman.
I couldn't tell she was a he because of the perfect execution of the tuck and fold.
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