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the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.
I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.
“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”
Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day
boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain
A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.
Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!
When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!
When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
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